" yoga pants "

 [ "yoga pants" ]

1: a push-up bra but for your butt

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty" 

 [ "yoga pants" ]

1: sweatpants for hot girls

  * e.g.,  ... guy: She was way to hot to be wearing sweatpants so i bought her yoga pants. other guy: thanks from all mankind bro 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

1: Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn when did Jillian get an ass". 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

1: That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger. claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls

  * e.g.,  ... GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!" 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

2: Rarely, RARELY used for yoga Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

  * e.g.,  ... REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn" 

 [ "Yoga pants" ]

1: Quite possibly the best invention ever.

  * e.g.,  ... Yoga pants make women even hotter. 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

1: sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

  * e.g.,  ... BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

1: greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.

  * e.g.,  ... guy:holy shit look at that ass! guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing. 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

1: n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all. Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them? Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me. 

 [ "Yoga Pants" ]

1: What god created on the 8th day.

  * e.g.,  ... "and on the 8th day god created yoga pants" 

 [ "Yoga pants" ]

1: the best thing invented since short skirts

  * e.g.,  ... Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today Benjamin:who didnt see it?